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Albert King
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
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The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist.
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I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.
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Albert Einstein
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time.
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