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Charlie Chaplin
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
Charlie Chaplin
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There was a robot invented in China that catches thieves. In Australia it caught 10 thieves, in America it caught 100, in France 1000, and in Romania, somebody stole the robot.
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Garrison Keillor
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
Garrison Keillor
Steven Wright
When I was a kid, I never did funny things to get attention. I was never a funny person. I was never, like, 'Oh, wow. I could say this some day on stage.'
Steven Wright
Hedy Lamarr
It's funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay in cash to get rid of them. Women pay emotionally coming and going. Neither has it easy.
Hedy Lamarr
Funny Quotes - Maya Angelou
If you're serious, you really understand that it's important that you laugh as much as possible and admit that you're the funniest person you ever met. You have to laugh. Admit that you're funny. Otherwise, you die in solemnity.
Maya Angelou
Chuck Palahniuk
It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget.
Chuck Palahniuk
Erma Bombeck
Never have more children than you have car windows.
Erma Bombeck
Rob Corddry
If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.
Rob Corddry
Funny Quotes - Edward Abbey
Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the top.
Edward Abbey
Bill Cosby
I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.
Bill Cosby
Jerry Seinfeld
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
Jerry Seinfeld
William Feather
If you're naturally kind, you attract a lot of people you don't like.
William Feather
Funny Quotes - Logan Pearsall Smith
If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth.
Logan Pearsall Smith
Christie Brinkley
Share your smile with the world. It's a symbol of friendship and peace.
Christie Brinkley
William Feather
One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute.
William Feather
Reba McEntire
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.
Reba McEntire
Funny Quotes - Joe E. Lewis
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
Joe E. Lewis
Helen Rowland
One man's folly is another man's wife.
Helen Rowland
Norman Cousins
Never take a solemn oath. People think you mean it.
Norman Cousins



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