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There was a robot invented in China that catches thieves. In Australia it caught 10 thieves, in America it caught 100, in France 1000, and in Romania, somebody stole the robot.
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
When I was a kid, I never did funny things to get attention. I was never a funny person. I was never, like, 'Oh, wow. I could say this some day on stage.'
It's funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay in cash to get rid of them. Women pay emotionally coming and going. Neither has it easy.
If you're serious, you really understand that it's important that you laugh as much as possible and admit that you're the funniest person you ever met. You have to laugh. Admit that you're funny. Otherwise, you die in solemnity.
It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget.
Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the top.
One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute.