A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
Happiness equals reality minus expectations.
Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
There are no facts, only interpretations.
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.
Sex and religion are closer to each other than either might prefer.
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